English Cute status

Whos hot… Its U,
Charming… Its U,
Sweetest.. Its U,
Intelligent… Its U,
Whos dear & near friend… Its U
Whos a liar.. Its me

A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!

Wife is a’received call’,
sali is a’dailled call’,
girl friend is a’missed call’,
love is a waiting call,
But our friend ship is a ‘FEVICOL’…

A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing
that gets a ‘DEGREE’ without having a ‘BRAIN’…!

Boy friend is fun,
Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon,
Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity,
Husband is qismat phooti.

1 ldki prfum lga k bus pe chadi. Ldke ne coment pas kiya.
Aajkl phinel ka use kuch zyada h hota hai.
Ldki boli fir bhi cockroch picha nhi chorte.

Agar aap kisi se pyaar karte hai to hi neeche padhiye…
Ruk teri mummy ko btati hun…….Auntyy…….

When ever I wanna fall in luv wid my books.
My bed falls in love wid me
n I believe, pyar usi se karo jo tumse pyaar kare….Isnot it?

If u care 4 me – I care 4 u
U miss me – I miss u,
U msg me- I msg u
U gussa – I gussa
U 4gt me – Na munna na
I’m different Fir to goliya chalengi


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